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I don’t know who’s saying it or what i was thinking but i just kept seeing all these scans of Levi saving dead bodies and fucking jumping on Erwin and I’m just like shhhh baby no stop you’ve done enough please like do u feel me
three-course-dessert:40% of this show is just these two yelling at anyone and everyone about how great the other one is.
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
and sometimes, just like that, for no reason, when everything is okay, you wake up at 3am and existing hurts so bad you want to disappear completely. the weight of everyone you’ve loved, who is now gone. the weight of everyone you love now, who will
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
minervose: poplerpig: don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like woa flying cars woa holograms woa time travel and now its just like we’re all probably going to die in some horrible apocalypse says a lot about
slygirlboy:slygirlboy:my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothesthis is like
candycoats: This is the farthest I got before I reached ungodly levels of both SO DONE and NOPE. My brain is just like, NO, NO CREATIVITY OR MOTIVATION FO’JOO FOO’. I’m just glad I managed to get this far which is right before the coloring phase
A week or two ago, Graham suggested that one day Morgan wakes up and goes “goddammit, I’m trans, too” and I still keep muttering under my breath “morgan caught the trans, fuck”
there is no other side. this is it.
satanismywaifu: U WAN KNO WHAT I WANNA SEE IN THE NEXT MOVIE??? I WANNA SEE KYLO REN LIKE FUCKIN USING THE FORCE AGAINST LEIA AND SHE IS JUST LIKE NO U FUCKIN DONT U LIL SHIT AND SHE USES THE FORCE TO SMACK HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND SHES LIKE ‘WHERE
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
TeeFury
mostfacinorous: rainbowbarnacle: mulattafury: sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed who is she [source]
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
cwote: You’re not too much. You’re not a burden. There is no one else like you in existence with all your complexities, and your self-expression is not needless, excessive, or foolish.
contentiousgravemind: little-miss-tiny: grrrlfever: hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever that’s good to know damn it
sexyassbutt:The only 3 sites you’ll ever needWant to read manga?no problem.Want to watch anime?no problem.Want to watch cartoons? Including the really obscure old ones and animated movies?NO PROBLEM!*also the video player is just like youtube so it’s
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING BITTERSWEET. BUT THEN YOU LOOK AT IT AGAIN AND THEN YOU’RE JUST LIKE. NO. IT’S BITTER AS HELL.
aokou: is there any point to this? no not really but sometimes you just need somethin to get u through the day
lxserbaby: BUT WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT IN A SHIP IS WHO’S DRAGGING THE OTHER AROUND IN THE PET SHOP POINTING AT ANIMALS AND WHO IS JUST NODDING PATIENTLY AS THEIR LITTLE EXCITED LOVER IS IN AWE OF THE ANIMALS.
just-s-n-k-things: i’m sorry this took so long and omg im sorry this is nothing like what you asked for but here’s some rivamika -Sarah
cat-dead-details-later: how come we aren’t talking about the time a woman smashed a bottle over Ricky’s head and he is just like why
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
like a book amongst the many on a shelf
more-red-more-blue-more-beer: lyxdelsic: boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
gowns: We want big boob…. not too big, gross we like small perky boob… not too little, gross no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross! oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss… and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t
the-ultimate-bowlcut: how come we aren’t talking about the time a woman smashed a bottle over Ricky’s head and he is just like why
alamostown: IT LOOKS LIKE MUKS POINTING TO MAGMARS NAME AND LAUGHING AND MAGMAR IS JUST LIKE “WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS”
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
smoochdude: u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and thinkoh oh no
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
And in the middle of sex in random people’s houses and murdering murderers this kid calls him and is just the cutest. God this show is gonna be the death of me
just-shower-thoughts:Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring cereal and then realizing there’s no milk
just-a-mad-hunter-with-a-box: thewholockedarmyinitiative: tardis-tantrum: lokilover13: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: dyanitokala: wingtwink: #Gabriel is just like #BABY BROTHER SUP #and Castiel is like #no no no i did not like your games
nerd-girls-unite: OKAY EVERYONE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SECOND GIF. WHEN ANNA IS LIKE ‘OW’ AND ALL THAT DO YOU SEE KRISTOFFS FACE? HE IMMEDIATELY SOFTENS UP AND LOOKS SO WORRIED AND IS JUST LIKE ‘OH NO ANNA NO IM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO’
overthinkinglotr: overthinkinglotr: Another little moment I like in Fotr is when, in the Amon Hen battle, Legolas says he hears the horn of Gondor—and Aragorn is just like “Boromir….oh no no no I fucked up” and just SHOVES past Legolas: While
roswell-greyson:What really fucks me up about a 40 hour work week and I’ve tried to explain to people over and over is that like of you do the math you have maybe 3 hours every day to just like. Rest and be with your family. And that’s kind of it
no-this-is-ryan:no-this-is-ryan:How do movie people even know if a movie is good or not I finish watching a movie and my brain is just like “well that certainly was a movie” and that’s itThe only way my brain knows how to rank movies
just-another-leaf-in-the-wind: “To me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. And I have no need of you. And you, on your part, have no need of me. To you I am nothing more than a fox
pumpkim: testoster0ne: how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons. like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so
evravonscalypenis: wingtwink: #Gabriel is just like #BABY BROTHER SUP #and Castiel is like #no no no i did not like your games as a fledgling and i don’t like them any more now #no no no please no #Gabriel would totally be the kind of brother
No one understands but I always get super emotional when it comes to Elvis because I love him in a way that I can never explain . He literally is everything to me, he changed my life, shaped me as a person, he taught me so much and I feel like he was
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: dyanitokala: wingtwink: #Gabriel is just like #BABY BROTHER SUP #and Castiel is like #no no no i did not like your games as a fledgling and i don’t like them any more now #no no no please no #Don’t do this
suprchnk: being a “person of color” is not a black pass like a lot of people seem to think it is. y’all will get fucked up just like white folk will for trying to be “down.” there’s some shit that just isn’t for you and you need to accept
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
no but seriously imagine Robin just chillin in his room and Chica comes out of no where with a SCREEEEEE and it almost scares him to death and he falls over and Chica is just like “Oh hey I made sandwiches want some??”
My heart is just super broken. I don’t think I have felt this bad since Heath Ledger.
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
sekaides: rivaillevi-heichou: sassmasterchief: thank fucking god if sasha dies i die DOES HE JUST CASUALLY PLAN TO KILL OFF CHARACTERS AND IS THEN LIKE nope not yet FUCK
ms-golightly: maybellepastry: #l m a o #that cheerio is just like oh honey no that’s how she always speaks #she’s not being serious Sugar is Santana’s minion and protege.
ive been looking around and reading up on some fe:a things for fun to get myself familiar with the game and the story/characters (since i dont own it yet…;;)(( also im one to thirst for a tall refreshing glass of spoilers with no guilt but ive
so monomoms at the supermarket with baby graceweiss is moving the cart with grace in the little seat. grace grabs some candy and shows weiss. weiss sighs and is like “no honey, those aren’t good for you” and puts it back. blake comes up to the
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese: trai-all: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and
Just as I start to feel better about myself, Tumblrs gone to crap and I don’t wanna post on here anymore yaaaay